holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

stumph:

let’s order linguini

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

circusbones:

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

THIS COMMERCIAL FUCKING KILLS ME EVERY TIME

jonnovstheinternet:

Nazr Bilyk

Is that a breast implant

^ i’m dead.

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

vengeancce:

Jimmy Sullivan

    Avenged Sevenfold

n-o-v-a-c-a-i-n-e:

“I started talking to this girl, she was like, ‘I’m going to the show tonight!’ and I was like, ‘Oh, cool, I’m going to the show too!’ she was really fucking cool, she had a green day shirt on from the last tour and she was just real nice. She was like, ‘Can I take a picture?’ and I’m like, ‘Yeah, take a picture, go ahead’, she was like … (he spots the girl in the crowd) Oh there she is, right there, how ya doin? You know what? You told me you didn’t look so good tonight when you getting ready to take the picture? You look beautiful.”

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

potato-tots:

one time I had a dream that I ran a restaurant, and I cooked everything with a flamethrower; I don’t know why that made sense in the dream, but it did.